A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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