What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Anti Joke

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