What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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gay pom...

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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My Butthole.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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