Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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