Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do I hate? people

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Well educated black man.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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