We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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