Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Woman's Rights

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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