why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Women's Rights

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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women's rights

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Anti Joke

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