What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I asked her where you were.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

thumb_up thumb_down -19

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops