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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Religion

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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An Irishman stays home

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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