what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Women's sports.

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womans rights...

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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