what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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69

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Thanks

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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