Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Women's rights

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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