What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Anti Joke

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