What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Whats 0+0 0

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Your Mother

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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knock knock go away

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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hi anti joke

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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