i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Dick Chaney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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