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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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