What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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I hate long jokes -_-

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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4 1/2

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Christianity.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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