Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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A women's opinion.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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THE GAME

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Cancer

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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