What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Christians

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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This isn't funny.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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