What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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poop

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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