Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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No. Yes.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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whats really hot the sun

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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