If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

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