what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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