IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Where's my baby??

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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