What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Nickelback

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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