-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Obama.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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knock knock. no one's home..

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Nicolas Cage

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Pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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