Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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im @ work, LOL.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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