Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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