What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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