A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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womens rights

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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