What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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