How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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My life :(

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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I work at jcpenny

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Fat people

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Nickelback.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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