why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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The Labour Party.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Thats what she said

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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