Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Like this joke

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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outside your comfort zone

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Your mom is fat

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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