Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Anti Joke

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