Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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