An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Refridgerator.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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