Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Women's rights

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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How are you? Yes

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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