- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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