Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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