- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

God. God.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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