Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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