What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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im @ work, LOL.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Anti Joke

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