Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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This is a joke.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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go F*** yourself

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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