Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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A blind man walks into a library.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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