Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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