Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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I am on a escalator.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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