What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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