Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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