- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Vicky is my best friend.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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