what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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penis

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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