What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Jesus

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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