Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Tunechi

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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SBB

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