What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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