Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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equality for women

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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