Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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