Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Jaden McMichael

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Anti Joke

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