what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Elizabeth Warren

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Fiats

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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