Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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lol

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Knock knock, come in.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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