Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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read this sentence again.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Well, there's one way...

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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