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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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