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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What is White over Black? Society.

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