One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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tom pauling

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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