Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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