A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

thumb_up thumb_down +445

Are you gay. No. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops