yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Obama 2012

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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