- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

So one time there was this woman learning...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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