Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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You're on fire.

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nickel back

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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