What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Emily Walker.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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anus soup

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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