How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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