A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Wright flyer

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Mrs. Welsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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