What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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