Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Freedom of Speech

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

a black man jumps in a pool.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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