look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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cats are pussies

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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poop

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

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