- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What you reading? reading?

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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