In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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