knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Poop

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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