- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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