Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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the WNBA

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Gun Control

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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