Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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WNBA

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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