Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Women's rights.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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