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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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