Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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#IHateHashtags

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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pobody's nerfect

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Women.

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