A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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