A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What did I do last night?work

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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