There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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