Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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how man

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say it ten times fast: oh

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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knock knock come in !

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like if your cool

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