Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Nickleback.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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acualy is dolan

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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