Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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