Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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