How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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No it doesnt..

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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