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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

You're on fire.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's clear and wet? water

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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