Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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