Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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