Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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