Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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