A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Republicans

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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