Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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