Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Happy Monday!

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Anti Joke

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