My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Please don't shoot me

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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You will not press the like button.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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