What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why? Because.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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american idol

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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