Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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bryden is a faggot

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Dylan Eichas

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Anti Joke

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