What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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women's rights

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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