Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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