If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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what color is blue? green

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Anti Joke

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