A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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