What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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hey.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Anti Joke

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