what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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There's a god, just kidding.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Poop

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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