Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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P0P T4Rt

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Hair

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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