A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What sucks?

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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