How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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