Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Jewish People

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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mikey is cute

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Anti Joke

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