Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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