What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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