Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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