How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Anti Joke

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