- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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