What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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