whats white and pointless? chalk.

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women's rights

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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butt sex

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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ginger

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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