- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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