What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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I like your hair

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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