A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

black people

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

alert("Hello");

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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