What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Neither have I

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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This joke isnt funny.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Passing by

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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