- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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