A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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You just read this ..

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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