Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Johnson stops eating

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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