ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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A train poops its pants.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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hi

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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