whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Derp

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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more chocolate?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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