Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Who invented apple? God

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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