- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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where's mom I killed her

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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