Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Women's rights.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Penis

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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