- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

i like tits

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Butt Sex.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

myspace

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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