whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Reading books

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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womens rights

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I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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