Men's rights

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Robert Mugabe.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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