Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Don't think of granny porn

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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