Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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