Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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