Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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