Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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