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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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