Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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lol

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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:-)book

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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