why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Amputations.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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boobs

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Iggy Azalea

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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¿melano?

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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