Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Horse.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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