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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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The WNBA.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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knock knock come in!

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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