- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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