Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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