Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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