Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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