How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Lil' Wayne

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Hail Hitler

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ecks! why zee?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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