What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Your all fags

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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monkey sponge

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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