What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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so the weather's nice...

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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