woman..parallel parking

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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