- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Boner

Screw it you write the joke.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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