A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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tims sty:)

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Penis

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Racial Equality.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Anti Joke

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