- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Hello

hi will

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

spell backwards: taco cat

Garry Glitters on here

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Whats an Anti Joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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