Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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I ponder

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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