Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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learn. advance!

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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