How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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shut up

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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9/11

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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a Jew had a small nose

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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