What's 6 + 9? 15.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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