- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

John Stamos.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

I'm banging your sister.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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