A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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