What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Internet Explorer

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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