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America

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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