What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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