Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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vaginas

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Write your own

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Women drivers...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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