Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Bitch

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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