Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Laugh

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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