- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

A British man walks into a dental office.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Potassium? K.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

AIDS

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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