A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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were at work systems r down

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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You suck big fat slobber

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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