Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Men's rights.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

G:nock nock B:come in!

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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