A man sat on a chair

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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The WNBA

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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