Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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