What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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