If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What number comes after 29? 30.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

hi to the world fromthe world

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Women's rights

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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