Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Membean

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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top kek

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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