What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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