- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

a black father

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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