Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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who farted i did :]

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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