Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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we all know sammi has a penis

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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