- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A train poops its pants.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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