Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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