My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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