what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Gianni

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Anti Joke

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