The white guy did it!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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The Female Orgasm

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Dear John,

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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I pooped.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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