Knock knock, come in.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Gays

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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