How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Fuck her

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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