What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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