Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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