THE GAME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Illumati Confirmed

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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ass in my face ? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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