your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Women's rights

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Anti Joke

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