Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Help I'm being raped!

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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butt sex

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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