Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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