Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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12 niqqa 12.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Is this a chair?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Ross.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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