Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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