roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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