To mamas so fat shes fat

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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a retard lost...

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women rights

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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