What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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