Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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How old are you? 7

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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