What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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your face.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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