What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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