A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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P0P T4Rt

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Hair

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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