Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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