how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why are balck people black because they are

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Women Drivers.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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