what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Bob Saget

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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women's rights

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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