why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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knock knock

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Anti Joke

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