A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Yes!

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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