A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Womens rights

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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kk

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Du bist mein Kampf

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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