- Anti Joke

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

An asian walks out of math class

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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