What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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W.N.B.A.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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