whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Turn around.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Myspace

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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