Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Joke.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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I like pom

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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