- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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