Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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