Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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