Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Asians

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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