There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Women's rights

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