Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Nickelback.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Man U

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Anti Joke

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