what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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