Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

An irish man walks out of a bar

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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