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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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did you stub your toe?

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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