Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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