What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Cripples are lame.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Anti Joke

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