- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is not fat!

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

obama's promises

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

i just pooped that is all!

Women's Rights.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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