What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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