How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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conrad profit

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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