What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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2 + 2 = fish

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