Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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A jew went to Germany.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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The NBA lockout

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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