what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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what is big and white? the moon

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