doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Top Gear USA

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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KEVIN HART

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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bologna

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Get off my porch.

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What's half of 8? o

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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