What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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what do u call a black man a black man

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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