Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Hello

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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