- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Sharvil has aids 4 times

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

soccer

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Women's rights

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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