Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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