Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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