What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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