Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Major League Soccer

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Knock knock What

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Canadians

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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