My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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you first

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Women's Rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Women's Professional _________

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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