What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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cancer

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A women in the kitchen.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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