why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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