What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Women's Rights

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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