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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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