there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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