Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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