A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Neither does he.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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pull my finger (farts)

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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