Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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