14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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