How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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im black

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's up? The sky.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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