I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

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