Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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