How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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