Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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