What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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