Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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