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Religion

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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