A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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