What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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WEED!

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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