What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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