what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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