Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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You all have Aids

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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