If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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