Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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