Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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