you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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