What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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