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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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