Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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