How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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