roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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i'm funny

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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