A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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hello

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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