A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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