Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Gale swallows.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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womens rights

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