why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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why?

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why....... Because.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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