What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Anti Joke

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