Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Womens' Rights

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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homosexual rights to marriage

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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