What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Hi my name is Bob

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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