why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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69, hahaha

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Jews

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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