Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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