Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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