What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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