What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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