Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Women's rights...

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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gay rights

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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