A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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A man sat on a chair

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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The WNBA

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Anti Joke

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