Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Anti Joke

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