Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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