What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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fart

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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