What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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book 'em danno

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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