joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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black people

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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A lion, a leopard, a sheep, and a flesh eating New Zealand parrot stalk, trot and fly, respectively, into a bar. The parrot lands on the the sheep's back and begins to tear into its flesh in order to reach the succulent deposits of fatty tissue located around the sheep's kidneys. "Ouch!" Said the sheep. "Why would you do that? Oh, the pain! The pain!" "Squak!", Replied the NZ parrot, wiping blood of its sharp, hooked beak on the counter. "I think," Began the lion, "This parrot from New Zealand is hungry for fat from a sheep's soft, woolly back." The sheep's wool was now damp with blood. "Perhaps this parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from its soft woolly back." "Ah!" Said the sheep. "This parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from my soft woolly back!" "Yes", Replied the lion. "You could also say..." Started the sheep, "That an NZ parro-" The sheep did not finish his sentence. He died from his wounds. The lion left. The parrot flew off to tear up some windshield wipers. And the leopard stashed the sheep carcass in a tree branch for later consumption.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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