What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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