- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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