What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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