Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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