A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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tom pauling

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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