Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Womens rights.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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World Peace

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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ginger

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