Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Anti Joke

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