50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Mahmy

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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