Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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