whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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