On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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see ya

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Anti Joke

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