Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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