What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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