Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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WNBA

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Your mother is average.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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God is real

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Nice belt.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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