Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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I literally died laughing

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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