- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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