Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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