How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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John Cena

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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javascript:alert("your own");

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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