- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anything involving women..

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How did the girl die? 25.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Muslim athletes.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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