Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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so dont touch it.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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