Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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