p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Women's Rights

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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