My peni s

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Horse with a chair on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -12

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats two plus two Four!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

thumb_up thumb_down +35

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops