Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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pickle juice?

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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