a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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