I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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am i invited to party? no

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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