What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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ginger

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Anti Joke

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