why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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boobs

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ask me if im a door yes

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Iggy Azalea

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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¿melano?

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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