"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Knock knock Come in

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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