A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Sea World Japan.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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