Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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colby doesnt shave

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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PICKLES

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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