What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Replacement Referees

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Women's rights.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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