- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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