what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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