- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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