Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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The Olympics

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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penis

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Sarah Palin

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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