How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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man boobs

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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A homeless person dies.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Agent 47.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Shea's sty....

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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