Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

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Looks through the peephole.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Seven

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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