- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Apple juice.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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