Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Women's rights.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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John Cena for president

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bum sex lol

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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This is not an anti joke.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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have safe sex

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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