a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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