Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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