- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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