Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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