-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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