Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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civil rights

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Alex Eggbert

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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whos gay? you are

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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hi will

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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