Your're racist.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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banana

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Okay, after this one then...

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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