What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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I asked her where you were.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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