Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Mormons having fun.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Sam Hengal.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Sarah Palin

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