Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Ron Paul for President!

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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baby loves lalma

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Your mama's so fat.

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I agree

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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