Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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crap!!

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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