Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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knock knock come in !

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like if your cool

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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BIG MAC'S

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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