"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I enjoy anal.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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A bar walks into a man

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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