- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

I can count to potato.

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