A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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