KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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www.xnxx.com

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Religion

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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An Irishman stays home

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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