What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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