Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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dallen loves penis

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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