Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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balls

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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whats long and green? weed

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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I was once a hamster.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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EGGPLANT

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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