how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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