- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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