Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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