Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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You

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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