- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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