Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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