Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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The Mets win the World Series

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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