What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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no u

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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.....Carrot Top....

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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