- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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