A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Anti Joke

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