whats funny? ebola and 911

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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hahaha

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