Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Obama 2012

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Caca.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Anti Joke

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