whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Pinus Testicles

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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