what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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