What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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