Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Gay's rights

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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adam hodgson !

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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