if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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