Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Anti Joke

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