What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Please Rape William Wright

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poo is yummy

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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