How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Women's Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Obama-Care

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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