- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

In soviet Russia...things are different

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Knock knock It's open

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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