A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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