You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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