What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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star wars kid

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Nice weather we're having.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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No soap radio

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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The FCC

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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