Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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