A blind man walks into a wall.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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