What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Your Mom

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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women playing football?

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xavier stop

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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This is not a joke

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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