What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Your mom is so old she died

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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