Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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