Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Canadians

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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You have friends

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Nickelback

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