why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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roses are red poo is poo

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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belly button

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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