A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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