Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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I just drank a cola.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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NEVER

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Hey

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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why?

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