- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

spell backwards: taco cat

Garry Glitters on here

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Whats an Anti Joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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