What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Okay, one second.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Anti Joke

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