Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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