Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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