Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Your mama's so fat.

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I agree

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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YOU

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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