roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Poker face

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Anti Joke

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