Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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hi

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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