- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Womens rights

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Whats two plus two Four!

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Slavery

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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