WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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a horse walks into a barn

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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