Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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You're welcome!

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Well, this is fun.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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