Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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sweaty black guy

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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I once did something.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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