What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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