Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Baseball

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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