A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Oh...okay, good.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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