- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

theres a fat guy

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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