How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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