What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What is worse

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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baby loves lalma

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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THE END.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

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