Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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