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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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