What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Where else? The junk yard

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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My mom's dead

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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