If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Where to, sir? Forward.

I saw a shovel once.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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