Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Hello Braydon

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Akshaytiger World

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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