Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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wnba

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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josh simpson has cancer

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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