- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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