A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Okay, one second.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Your Mom The End.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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