What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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your momma's an antijoke

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How's the weather? Good.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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