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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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