A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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