Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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