Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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You.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Justin Bieber

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Knock knock It's open

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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