Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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DEATH.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Your mom.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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