Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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