A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Nice belt.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead