I am Skaldak!

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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AIDS.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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asian, do math

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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