What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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