Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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hi

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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