joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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yolo your orange looks orange

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Hellen Keller

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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ecks! why zee?

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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