What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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