What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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