why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Women's Rights

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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general tso's broccoli

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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PENlS.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Girls

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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