- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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