Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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