What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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666

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Women's rights

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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