Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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No soap radio

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Barack Obama

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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You're on fire.

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nickel back

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Anti Joke

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