What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Chuck Norris.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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