Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Hahaha

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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69.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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