What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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yeah..

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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