Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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