So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

im watching you..

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Justin beiber..

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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