Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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