Give me thumbs up!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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nice tits.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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