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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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your mother

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Women's rights

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Womens' Rights

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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