Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Not a joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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The WNBA

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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