What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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poop

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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