What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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