Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Apple juice.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Pickles are moist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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