Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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8=D

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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