Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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