Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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how does peploe get around they walk

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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