Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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How would you rule?

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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