Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What's up? Your time.

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hey.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Anti Joke

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