roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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