Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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chuck norris

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Hello

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hi will

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Garry Glitters on here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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