Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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1+1= 69

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

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