Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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