Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Death by kayak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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