You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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