What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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