What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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