Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

thumb_up thumb_down -7

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops