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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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