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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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lol

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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A van drives into a car.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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