Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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10inch nice

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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come along children

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Gabe Mercado

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