A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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poop is very very yummy.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Nickleback.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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