What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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obama

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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poop.........

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Dallas Cowboys

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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