Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Sarah Palin

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

wanna hear a joke? no.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

women's rights

corey is a nipplepotomus

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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