What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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France had one revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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