Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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