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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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