A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Fuck her

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Pavel Novak

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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