Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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