- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Penis.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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