Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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This is an anti-joke.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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