Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Donald Trump

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Anti Joke

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