a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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