Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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I like your hair

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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