Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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