What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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minorities.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Anti Joke

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