- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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