Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I enjoy anal.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A bar walks into a man

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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