I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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time to spruce up!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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That's unfortunate.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Anti Joke

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