How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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your face

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