What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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