what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Women's rights.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Women's rights.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do I hate? people

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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