What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Dance is a sport

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

Okay, one second.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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