my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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