So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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womens rights!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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