How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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