knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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