Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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