- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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