Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A jew go out of a bar

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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i'm funny

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Anti Joke

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