your going to die

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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A van drives into a car.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Where's my shotgun

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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