Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Knock knock Go away

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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