Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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knock knock ... no one was in

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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