Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Susie has Autism

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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