What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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