How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Anti Joke

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