- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

knock knock ... no one was in

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.