what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What do I hate? people

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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