- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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