Nickelback

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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