Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Gadaffi

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What's 9+10=? 19

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Theres an app for the iPhone.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

pubic lice.

Justin Bieber got laid

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Anti Joke

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