I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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im telling maguire

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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