They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Obama

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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