What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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