What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Hey, Max!!

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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