what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

God is real

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Nice belt.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

This is Heading 1

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..