Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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