who else is on here?

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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kill yourself

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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