Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Japan called... They need help.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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