Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Proof reading

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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the real mccoy

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Fat people.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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you

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A seal walks into a club.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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