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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Ben is gay

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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