why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Apple.

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Women's rights

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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