Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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