Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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