- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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dry handjob

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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