- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Where's my tractor?

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

The Qur'an

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Hail Heetluh

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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