whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

This one time at band camp music was played.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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