Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Christians pornstars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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