Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Anti Joke

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