A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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whats black and large -me

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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