What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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dyslexic's Untie

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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