Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

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