Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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