Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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