KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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outside your comfort zone

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Billy Cundiff.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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