a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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