I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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