Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Nobody cares.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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