What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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