What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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purple pickles

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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I have aids

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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