What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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PICKLES

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Slavery lol

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Do u take sugar?

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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