What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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penis

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Anti Joke

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