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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why....... Because.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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