Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Faithful men.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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