why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Are you a human?

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Badabing.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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