Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Membean

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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top kek

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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