womens rights to vote

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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you lose.

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Anti-joke.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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