Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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