How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Whats white? A fridge

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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