- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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