A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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