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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Anti Joke

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