What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Pickles

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Stop procrastinating.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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FUCK YOU

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pobody's nerfect

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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