whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Your mom.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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