A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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