What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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