Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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The MLS

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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eden stop

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big and white?

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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