Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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