My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whoa there

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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