Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Christianity.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Ian's mind Elevator music

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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