You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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a woman votes!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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A women president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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