GRAAAAAAAR.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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