How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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If you are my friend like it!

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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