Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Women rights.

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hipsters

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Spinabifita

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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