A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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acualy is dolan

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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