what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

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