What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Your mum is dead

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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