Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Vagina.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

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