whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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this website even though its hilarious.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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