- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Snarf Nuggets

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

i have yougurt with tractor

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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