What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

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