A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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The Game.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Women's Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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