What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Hellen Keller

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The dewey decimal system

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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ecks! why zee?

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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