Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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