wanna hear a joke? no

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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*you're

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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more chocolate?

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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The Holocaust.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Anti Joke

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