Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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the WNBA.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Wade's the father

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Nicholas Cage

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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