Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Trashcan!

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French people.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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I Love Hitler.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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