what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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2 Penises

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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