Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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