Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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