A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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