Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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watch me nae nae

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lol

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Anti Joke

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