When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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