What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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whats 2+2? 1

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