Me

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

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