Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

a man is running away

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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