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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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