What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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woman's rights

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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