Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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i killed my family

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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