A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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