Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Christians pornstars.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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