What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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