HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Whats9+10 19

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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