What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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