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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

knock knock go away!!!

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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