- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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