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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Jimmy Saville

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The Holocaust.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A young baby died.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Nickelback

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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