Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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