What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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