Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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hi michael

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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