Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Testicles.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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