Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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asian, do math

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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