Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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newt gingrich

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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