Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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conrad profit

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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42

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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