Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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