Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Praise Paisley

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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girls lacrosse

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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