What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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