why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Women's rights.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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