Whats the difference between a frog?

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Small breasts.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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