Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Barack Obama

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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u jelly?

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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