How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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like most people my age. im 27

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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