Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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