A jew enters a mall.

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My penis is big... not.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Women's sports.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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