What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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British Dentistry

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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