"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why? Because.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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British Dentistry

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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