Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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- Helen Keller

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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