A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Kevin and Ramin

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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