Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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nickel back

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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woman..parallel parking

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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