Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Women have the right to vote.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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