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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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