What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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