why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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The Joke Below

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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