Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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