Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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hi

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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YOLO

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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homework

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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