mmm i love marble bumhole

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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baby seal walks into a club

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Your gay

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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hi iggy

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Anti Joke

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