Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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