What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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black people

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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