- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

The WNBA.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A seal walks into a club.

The WNBA

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

My Girlfriend

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Anti Joke

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