What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Double-whammy

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Skrillex.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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