What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Men's Rights

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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