Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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I hate long jokes -_-

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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