What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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