knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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I hate you.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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