why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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