I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Women's Rights

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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who smells? •Liam

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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