Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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