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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Oliver's friends

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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