Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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