Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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woman's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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knock knock go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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