The Braves win the N.L. east

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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soccer

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Women's rights

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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