Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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who is mark

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Ken wins!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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