What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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