what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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