When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Ross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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The Barackness Monster

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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