- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Two guys walk into a bar.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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