- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes. Just Yes.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

wanna here a joke? you.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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