Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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