How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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