How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Anti Joke

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