- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Whats brown a sticky, shit

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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