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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Women's rights

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

knock knock who's there ?

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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