What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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I like to eat.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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