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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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