What'sucks and white Jackson

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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My pet rock died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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