Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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i lost the game

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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