How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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