Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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