God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Womens' Rights

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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