If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Justin Bieber

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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