What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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