two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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