how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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