What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Anti Joke

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