- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

I enjoy Popcorn

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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