Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Anti Joke

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