What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Barbara Streisand

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What is worse than hell?

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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