Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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This is a joke

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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