You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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