Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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