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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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nice shorts.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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