an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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knock knock who's there police

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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