What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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John Cena

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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