Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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sexual intercourse.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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