Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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bees knees

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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BOOBALANBOO

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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