What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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