there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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i like pie.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Soccer...

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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