A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Wade's the father

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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My life

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Rob Bell

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What rhymes with you? You.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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