How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Zach Barlow

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Anti Joke

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