what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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