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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

math test 2=2

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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