- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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