Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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