- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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