Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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can you touch your toes? no

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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son, you're adopted.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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