dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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