Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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American healthcare.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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