What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Anti Joke

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