what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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69.... is a number

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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