Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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