3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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