- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Racial Equality.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

God is real

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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