But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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