What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Covietz has a large penis

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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