What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Mexicans are like waffles

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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