What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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