why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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