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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Dude man, I'm high...

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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