do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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A bar walks into your mother.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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cancer

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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