a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Error 37.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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