Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Wenis Penis

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