whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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