- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

cancer

A women in the kitchen.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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