Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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whats 2+2? 4

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Jasper sucks.

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