ballsack

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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hi im paul!

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Lil' Wayne

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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