- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

neil likes pube toast

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What you reading? reading?

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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