Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Can I touch it?

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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This is not Will Smith.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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