Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What's half of 8? o

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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9/11

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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