what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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