What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Women's sports.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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