how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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