Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Raveena Thandhan

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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