Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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