Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Hi Shelby!!

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Hi my name is Bob

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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