Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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im a willy bum bum

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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