PATHETIC

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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