What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Black People

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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