- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

what's black and can't swim?

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Womens rights.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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