- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Waseem is a hard worker.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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