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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Golf.

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ecks! why zee?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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