- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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