Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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