black people

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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