- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

read me write me

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

hi to the world fromthe world

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A homosexual walks into a church

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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