What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

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