Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Shut the cork up!

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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