Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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A man walks into a bar.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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