Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Republicans

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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