A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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