Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Microsoft Windows

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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