Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Small titties.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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