Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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