why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What's your guys names?

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Snarf Nuggets

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