A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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