whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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