A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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