Women.

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What should I name my dog?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Anti Joke

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