"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Your adopted.....

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Malachai.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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pup

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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