why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Of course, first door on your left

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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