Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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general tso's broccoli

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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mark is life

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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