Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Gus's mom

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Anti Joke

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