only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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I'm Polish.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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You know whats funny Aids

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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