what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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P0P T4Rt

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