Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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