Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Anti Joke

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