What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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guest what i love pancakes

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Women's Professional _________

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A man walks into a bar

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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