- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Your wife died during the delivery.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Ben is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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