What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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