Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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JEWS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Anti Joke

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