Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Fiats

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Anti Joke

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