So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Tacos

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Top Gear USA

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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