Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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whats a dick a dick

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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