this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Your time.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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women's rights, lol

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