- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

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