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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Badgers are cool

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Cliterus

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Cool Brian

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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