A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Knock knock. Death.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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