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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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