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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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