What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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