What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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