What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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