To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Joke

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Your social life

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Anti Joke

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