Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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