A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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knock knock get lost!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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