The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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give me a thumbs up

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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