What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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A train poops its pants.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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