- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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