ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Anti Joke

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