Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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a black man pays his child support

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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mexicans fishing

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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I am a mime

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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