roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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