Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Land Rovers

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Avery has crabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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