Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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