- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

The Female Orgasm

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

whats black? the colour

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

FUCK THE JEWS

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What page are you on The gay page.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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