how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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The Big Band Theory

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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