why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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the guy below me is gay

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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