One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Hello

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Netflix and chill

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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mooooh im a cow

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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