A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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rarw

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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