Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Patriarchy.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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