- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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