Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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