What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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thumbs up!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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