how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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lets bomb africa

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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