a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Fox News

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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