What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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women's rights

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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marshal sterio had sex

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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