why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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black people

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Small titties.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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weston cage

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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