What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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