What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Your mom is fat

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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