A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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The Oakland Raiders

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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I was born.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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