whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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