Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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miley cyrus

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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nickel back

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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