- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What's your guys names?

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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