Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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