Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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I hate blackniggers

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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My name is Jeff

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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