what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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No. Yes.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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see ya

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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