How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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