You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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