What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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