Get off my porch.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What's half of 8? o

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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My mom just died....

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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8=D

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And more;

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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