Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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The WNBA.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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A seal walks into a club.

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The WNBA

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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