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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Dylan Eichas

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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