why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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"33"

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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