Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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potatoes

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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