Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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One, two, three, four and five

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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