Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Obama

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Anti Joke

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