I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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