Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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