- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Mooses

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

all the kids had fun

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Replacement Referees

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

poop nuff said

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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