What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I came.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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The NHL playoffs

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Dude man, I'm high...

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Anti Joke

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