Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

hi mom

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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