Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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