What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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I have a gay camel

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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The Game

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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