Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Brett Farve

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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I have aids

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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