What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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