Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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mc hammers income.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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