101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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NEVER

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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