Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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hi

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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