Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

why do mexicans get made fun of

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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