Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

we all know sammi has a penis

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

I can see you under there. Under what?

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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