What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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