Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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