Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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