How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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learn. advance!

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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