What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Chuck Norris.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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