Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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