What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Vagina-Boob

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Women's rights.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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