Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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anti-joke teehee

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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penis

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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