Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Church.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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