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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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who smells? •Liam

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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