What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Pinus Testicles

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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