What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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