what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Anti Joke

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