big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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whats black. an african american person

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