What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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knock knock get lost!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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