George Bush.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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