What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

thumb_up thumb_down +25

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

thumb_up thumb_down -13

poop

thumb_up thumb_down -15

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

thumb_up thumb_down +27

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops