why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Obama

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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