What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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