Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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