- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

neil likes pube toast

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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