drugs.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's 9+10? 19

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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