Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Nickelback

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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