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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

A man walked into a bar owch

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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