Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Katy Perry

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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