Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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A Jew! Bless you.

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what's up? my penis.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Get on your knees Ho

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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