Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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NASCAR

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Tim's gay.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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zebras

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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