look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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