What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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