What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Your time.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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I am a women

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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whats black and strange a paki

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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This one sucks!

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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