Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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