what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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