Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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sweaty black guy

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ecks! why zee?

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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I once did something.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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