wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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One time i was sitting down

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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