Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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women's rights.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Hail Hitler

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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nipple

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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