Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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