What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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