What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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You suck big fat slobber

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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