Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What time is it? 10:58

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sarah taylor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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