Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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I hate long jokes -_-

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Christianity.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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penis

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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