Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Anti Joke

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