Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Rick santorum

Michael Brown

Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Women Drivers.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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