Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Spread the net.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Anti Joke

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