What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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a man checks his mypsace

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Okay, one second.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Your Mom The End.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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