How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Abortion.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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