So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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