What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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hi

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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YOLO

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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