What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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