- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

your mother hates you

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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