"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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hi patrick

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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