What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Your mother just died.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Vaginal secretions

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Donald Trump

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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it was all Tagart

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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