What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Andoni was here

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Gay republicans

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Samraj.

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Soccer...

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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How you know when dislextic

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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