Woman's rights

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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