Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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your face is kinda funny

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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hear hear

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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