When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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