- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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