courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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