phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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