- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

well use a tissue!

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

canadians

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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