What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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This one sucks!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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