Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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i was molested.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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I've got a dig bick

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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4 hours later.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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ur gey

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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