What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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