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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

knock,knock you suck

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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