What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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