Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Derp

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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more chocolate?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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