roses are red, violets are violet.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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