Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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long in the tooth!

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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black people

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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