This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Dinosaur!

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