A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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