What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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