Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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