This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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