What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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penis

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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