There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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