What does a man like. food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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If youre African, why are you white?

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