i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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