Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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theres a fat guy

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Sex education in Texas,

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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