- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

a woman votes!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

A women president

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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