My life

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Rob Bell

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What rhymes with you? You.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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I love boobs

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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