- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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