Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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