Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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