Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Black people.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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