Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Anti Joke

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