- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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math test 2=2

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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