- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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