Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Canadians

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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