Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Toaster

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Knock knock! Yes?

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

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