Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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You.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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