What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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asdf

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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