3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Vagina ass.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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adam shagged katie lololol

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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