Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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general tso's broccoli

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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