- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Michael Brown

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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