why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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there was once a jew

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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