A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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