A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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woman's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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