- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Mmmmmmmmbutch

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

SUCK MY NUTS

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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