do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

If you have a stroke, call 000

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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