Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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thomas!!!!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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