The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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The song Friday Rules!

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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