whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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