What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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