a man makes a bad joke

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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