Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Bing

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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