A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Breast cancer.

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HEY!

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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