Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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zebras

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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sharks

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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