In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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