What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Real jokes.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Women's rights

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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