Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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