A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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