Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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outside your comfort zone

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

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