^that joke a piece of shit

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Miscarriages.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Guess What! HI!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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