What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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This is not an anti joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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