who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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