On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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