Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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