1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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knock knock no ones home

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Poop

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Hearpin my durp

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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