Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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civil rights

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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The Moon Landing.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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