What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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cancer

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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you gay?

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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A van drives into a car.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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