John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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american idol

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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