Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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