why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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I ponder

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Hi

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Military intelligence.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Neither have I

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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civil rights

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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