Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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I like poop in my butt

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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