- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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