I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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