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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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