An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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