Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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I like to eat.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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