Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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