Obama being reelected.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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You suck big fat slobber

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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brandon ya twwat

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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