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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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