- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A dog was barking at a tree

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the fkg face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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