why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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