Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Rick santorum

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Michael Brown

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Cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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