Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

WNBA

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Knock knock, come in.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

Gays

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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