What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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