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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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YOLO

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Scott

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Punch line.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Dubstep < Music

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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