What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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