Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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hi jonny

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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