What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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I have a horse.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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