Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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