Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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