What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Got milk? No.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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