- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Their, they're, there You're, your

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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