Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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