What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Where's my tractor?

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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