why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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