Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

what did the shark do when he died.....

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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