- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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