A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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