Tim likes girls

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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12 in general

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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