Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Who is John Galt?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Homework.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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