Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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