- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Garry Glitters on here

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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