Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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That's what she didn't say

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Anti Joke

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