Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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