Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Where's my shotgun

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Five guys one rape.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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