what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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whoa there

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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