On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Spotto

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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knock knock go away!!!

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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