Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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ugh good riddance

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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