- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Aodhan Hearty

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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