Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What is life? Paul.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Netflix and chill

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Peas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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