What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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