- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

A man walked into a bar owch

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Womens' Rights

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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