roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Nickelback

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Anti Joke

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