Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Child Prostitution.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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