Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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