After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Arrow in the Knee!

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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