A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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CFL

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Wanker

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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