How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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