You're Adopted.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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