Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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nickel back

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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woman..parallel parking

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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