A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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