how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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