Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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