Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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women's rights

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Jesus

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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