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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Where's my baby??

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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