Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Jess Burns

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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PEANIS!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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