A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Anti Joke

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