- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Penis-Pump

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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