(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Josh kissing a girl

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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hahaha

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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memes

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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