Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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