Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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im gay because im gay

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Faithful men.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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