roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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