Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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This is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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