Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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poopoo

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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whats 2+2? math.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Winking at old people

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