What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Jebron Lames.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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sky's sty

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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