Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Daniel is a fag

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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My Girlfriend

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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