How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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