Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A Jew returns change.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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...Jack Vale

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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