Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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