How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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This is a joke

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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