Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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