Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Boom.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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