What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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DESERT

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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