Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Woman rights.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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