What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Women's rights

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Women

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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