Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do I hate? people

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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