hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Joke

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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