Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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feces

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Joke.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Anti Joke

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