What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Toaster

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Knock knock! Yes?

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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