- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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