Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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A man. That is all.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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