why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did? Yes

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haha, you're an orphan

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Your're racist.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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banana

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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