Why did it die Nothing died

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What does water taste like? Water

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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