A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Basically

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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