You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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