How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Woman rights.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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You're so straight!

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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