Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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