- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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