what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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