Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

haha, you're an orphan

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

wommmoaooammaaa

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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