Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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The Big Band Theory

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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woman..parallel parking

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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