And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Immigration Laws

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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i love antijokes

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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