Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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women's rights

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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