How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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