Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Cliterus

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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