What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Jimmy Saville

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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