What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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chirs

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Women's rights

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

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