- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

I got shot, you laughed

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Fiats

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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