The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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