Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Darude- Sandstorm

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