You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Kevin and Ramin

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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