If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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