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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Bark I'm a tree

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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