So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

a person smokes weed... and gets high

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

I've got a dig bick

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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