What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Womens Rights.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Anti Joke

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