A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

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