What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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My spelling is horrible

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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