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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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wat?

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Anti Joke

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