Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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