How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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I am on a escalator.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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