What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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How are you? Yes

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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