How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Hello

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