the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Women's sports.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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