what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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black people. that is all...

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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your face.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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A hayride would be fun.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Anti Joke

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