Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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NEVER

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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