- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

hey bill!

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

hi. thats what she said.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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