- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

One day a man walked into a wall

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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