if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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I hate blackniggers

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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