Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Black people. They are so kind.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Penis

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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