Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Where's my tractor?

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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