What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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