What is 8 times 4? 32

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Fox News.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Women's Rights

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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