Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why Because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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