What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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blubber vaginass CC

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