-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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#scabbers

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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JFK

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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