What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Comedy.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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The 13th Amendment...

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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sarah taylor

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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