Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Period Blood

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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96

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alert('The Game')

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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