a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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whats chinese noodles

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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