What's funny? Women's rights.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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this girl died

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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