When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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