An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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The Joke Below

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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