- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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