How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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