Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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