Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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