Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Xzibit

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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heads up!

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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