What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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