what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

What's gay and gay? Joe

Robin, Get in the Car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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