What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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