What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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minorities.....

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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