WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Darude- Sandstorm

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Tell you something funny.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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