What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's the difference between a duck

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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