Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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