Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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A women in the kitchen.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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