What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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