Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Black people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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