What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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