What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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