whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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People with cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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guess what? bannanas

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Your social life.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Niall Horan

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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