What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

what smells like tuna? my underwear

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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