why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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book 'em danno

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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