Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Ehh

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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