Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Banana(s)

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Jayden Eccles

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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