whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Freedom of Speech

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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