Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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