What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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10inch nice

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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come along children

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Gabe Mercado

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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