Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

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