How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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