knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Neil Lewis

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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I Have a Black Friend

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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