sexual intercourse.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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