What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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