Roses are red Violets are blue

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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