Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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hi, im sober.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Anti Joke

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