Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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myspace

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Goat balls.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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