- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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