An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Anti Joke

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