- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

I don't get it

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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