My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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