Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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