I can't see my forehead

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Womens' rights.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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