What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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