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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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This joke isnt funny.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Albert <3 Hunter

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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i saw amango it splootered

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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