What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Autism speaks but not really

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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