Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Anti Joke

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