What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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clamidia

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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