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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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