Indeed.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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._____________________. Whale!

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Hi

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Anti Joke

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