Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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soccer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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