Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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You read the Terms of Service.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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the real mccoy

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Laura Pratz..

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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