- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

So a black man hails a taxi...

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Sarah Palin

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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