- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

a irish man walks past a bar

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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