- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Turn around.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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