what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Hey

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Cleveland winning something

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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