What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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