What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Anti Joke

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