Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Sex. That is all.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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