Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Ben is gay

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