What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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women's rights

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What does? 42

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