Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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A train poops its pants.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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