- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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