What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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poo

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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