- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Morman Religion.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Women.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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