- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

math test 2=2

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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