Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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how does peploe get around they walk

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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