What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Bacon is delcious.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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