Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Canada's army

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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