It's your mother, open the door.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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knock knock come in

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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