How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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