why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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you just lost the game!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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mexicans fishing

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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A women left the kitchen.

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