what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Penis

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Hello I'm a fat kid

What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

This is not Will Smith.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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