Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What's 9+10=? 19

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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