What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Asians

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Nippies

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Welcome to die!

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acualy is dolan

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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