Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Whats white? A fridge

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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