Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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wanna here a joke? you.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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Set up Punch line.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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