Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Granny porn!

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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