What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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anus

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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