Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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