Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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