Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Jewish People

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Anti Joke

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