Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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i like potatoes

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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to get to the other side.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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