Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Yellow People !!

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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