Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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