How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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