Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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