Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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My life

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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