What is your bill about? Clinton

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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I never asked for this.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Anti Joke

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