Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Anti Joke

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