No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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No soap radio

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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