- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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