knock knock

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Chuck Norris died.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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