Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Antijokes...

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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