how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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woman..parallel parking

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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I shot a bitch.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Anti Joke

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