How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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