How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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