Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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