A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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