Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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