- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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