whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Women's rights

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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