a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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