- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

what is big and white? the moon

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Knock Knock.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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