- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Women can vote? wtf

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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