Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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