What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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I like to eat.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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