Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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