A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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