Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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