If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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