A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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more like nig!

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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