A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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