What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Penis

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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