Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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a horse walks into a barn

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Anti Joke

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