why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Your Mother

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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