Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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