Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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It’s dead.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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