Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Sam Hengal.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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