- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why? Why not?

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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