Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Faithful men.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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