About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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