Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Do the roar!

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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i lost the game

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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