What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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WNBA

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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