I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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I shot a bitch.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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