You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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ass in my face ? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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