What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the book disappear?

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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