YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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poo

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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