Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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