Gianni

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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