Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Women's rights

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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