why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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