What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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