yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Aodhan Hearty

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Vaginal secretions

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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