What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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I came.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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