no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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feces

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Joke.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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