Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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alcoholism kills

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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