what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Anti Joke

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