Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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