What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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