Patriarchy.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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