A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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I like your hair

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canaan and mallory

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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