what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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This statement is false.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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America

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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