why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Top Gear USA

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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KEVIN HART

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Oh...okay, good.

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bologna

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Get off my porch.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What's half of 8? o

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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