I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

It smells like triangles in here.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Penis penis poop butt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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