Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Cancer.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Barack Obama

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binladin walks into the american seals

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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