- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Knock Knock! Come in.

so dont touch it.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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