Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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