Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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i had sex.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's 9 + 10 19

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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the bible

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A man buys free health care...

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