What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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