WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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my shift key is broken1

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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poop nuff said

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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