Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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OIO

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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