What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Hello

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hi will

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Garry Glitters on here

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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