can't wait until the baby boomers die

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Women Drivers.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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