Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Women's rights.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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lololololololololol

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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