What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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