- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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