Hey, look under there! Under what?

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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whats better than shoes feet

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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