A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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