today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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