- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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