- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

women's rights

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

boobs.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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