- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

split your ass cheek

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

retard

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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