What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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womens rights!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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