I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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