Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Justin Bieber.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Wade's the father

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Anti Joke

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