What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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oops

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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