- Anti Joke

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Jasper sucks.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

who eats pencils asians

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

they're dead. idiot.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Worst joke ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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