Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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