Tell you something funny.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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a horse walks into a barn

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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