Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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