Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Here's another:

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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good looking women

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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