Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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