Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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you lose.

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Anti-joke.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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