A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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cheese

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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