One time i was sitting down

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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