Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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