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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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whats a joke

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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womens rights

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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whats 2+2? 4

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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