This is my joke. funny

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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