After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Leave her alone...

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why? Because!

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Anti Joke

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