Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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