Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Abortion

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Praise Paisley

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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