This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Bloody kids ...

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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