Some people like melon and others like soup.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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9/11

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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God. God.

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Anti Joke

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