why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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civil rights

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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