How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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A chicken and a triceratops walk into a bar. They both immediately recognize each other and start trading anti-jokes, of which no one else in the bar understood, for they are animals, and animals cannot speak. Which brings up the question of how the triceratops and the chicken would communicate in any way that was conversely accurate to how humans would make jokes. Also adding in the fact that they are both from different eras of time, and the people wonder why a triceratops is walking around when they are in fact extinct. Turns out, the triceratops was an animatronic that gained sentience and ran off the set of Jurassic Park IV, a movie production that was not yet announced, as Steven Spielberg was still working on other movies that were more important at the time. The chicken flew in here because he heard the bar was close-by to where he worked, so he decided to drop by after a long Friday. The bartender finally walks up and asks the triceratops, "What would you like?" The triceratops then went on a rampage and killed everyone inside because he was an alcoholic and lost his family because of it, since his ex-wife would be worked to the bone trying to raise his 2 children and adopted platypus son David. He lost everything in the divorce. Why was he in a bar then? I don't know, I can't talk to dinosaurs. The chicken then befriended the triceratops, as the chicken was a secret anarchist who sought to bring down all the stores on the street, as his mother was killed there while trying to cross the street. She fell into a manhole. The chicken and the triceratops then traded usernames on League of Legends then played out that Friday teaming up and taking down Evil. How do they play League if they're animals? Because this whole story is made up and you wasted a good 2-3 minutes trying to read this.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Hi

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Snarf Nuggets

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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I'm taken

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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