Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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your face.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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