What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.