- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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