- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

I hate long jokes -_-

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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