Autism speaks but not really

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Obama being reelected.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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I <3 Hitler

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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