why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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