- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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