I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the book disappear?

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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