- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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