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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

This is a joke

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A seal walks into a club...

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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