- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Where is my tractor?

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Haha, I get it..

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

what is 3+3= 8

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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