- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

I regret everything.....

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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