What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Hello

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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knock knock go away

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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tom pauling

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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