Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Like this joke

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George Bush.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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outside your comfort zone

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Your mom is fat

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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