A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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