the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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The economy.

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hi will

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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p lkl

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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