Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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