Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Women's rights

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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