how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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a horse walks into a barn

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Tennesse

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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