Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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