-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Raveena Thandhan

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Fruitcake

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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