Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Pain Olympics.

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Where's my baby??

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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women's rights

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Women's Rights.

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The Aristocrats

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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