What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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