Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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