- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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