What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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