(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Men's rights.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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