What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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