Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Society.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Banana

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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