They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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