Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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