There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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yolo your orange looks orange

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Hellen Keller

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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The dewey decimal system

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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