Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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