- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What causes floods? Too much water.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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