What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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scientology.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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black people

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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