What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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what's black and can't swim?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Womens rights.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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