Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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1 Jew XD

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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