An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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My parents have an open marriage.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Your Mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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