Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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My name is Harry.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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hola said the chinese man

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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