a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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WILLYS

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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