- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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