why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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