Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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