- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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