What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I love you very much.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Poker face

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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man boobs

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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