Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Terraria

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Woman's Rights

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Woman's rights

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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