- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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