- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What's 9+10=? 19

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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