How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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adam shagged katie lololol

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Anti Joke

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