A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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