why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Paige

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Dance is a sport

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

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