- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

You know whats funny Aids

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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