Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Poop

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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chirs

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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