Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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ur an fagit

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Anti Joke

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