What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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