Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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acualy is dolan

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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KKK

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