- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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