How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's white and black? Color blind.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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