Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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donald................duck for president

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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