what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Walnut

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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I love alchohol!

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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