Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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