What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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i lost the game

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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