what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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