i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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