A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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That's Racist

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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