Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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womens sports...

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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