IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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