1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What's up? Your time.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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hey.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Anti Joke

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