What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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