An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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obama is a good president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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