Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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