can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Women's rights

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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