Which one is hardest?

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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vaginas

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Write your own

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Women drivers...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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