The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Hello Braydon

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Anti Joke

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