knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Wenis Penis

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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