What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Women's Rights.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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My tractor broke down.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Anti Joke

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