Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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LET

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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