Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Seven

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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