call of duty world at war

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Jordan is pregant

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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