How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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