An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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