Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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