What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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NASCAR

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Tim's gay.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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