Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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