Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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conrad profit

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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