Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Iggy Azalea

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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