Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why? Because.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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