- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

a man checks his mypsace

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