what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Five guys one rape.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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