Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Your all fags

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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