What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man... walks.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Charlotte Bobcats

Queens Park rangers

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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