The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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