A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Justin's humor

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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lol a man is drowning

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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