The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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