A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Hail Heetluh

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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