- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

ugvvvvvv

Yo mama's fat.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Asian NASCAR.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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