What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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your mother hates you

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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