A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What did I do last night?work

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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