- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Womens rights

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Is this where I type the joke?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

A jew went to Germany.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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