Jews

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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democracy

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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