What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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