- Anti Joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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