whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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