How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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