roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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World Peace

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Womens rights.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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