Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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