What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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THE GAME

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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