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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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obama

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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