hi to the world fromthe world

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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