Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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vbh

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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