How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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