a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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OGC - tilt your head

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Snooki

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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