Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

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