It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Stephen Walking.

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Anti Joke

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