Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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cancer

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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