quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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okay.....

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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