How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Anti Joke

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