- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A women's opinion.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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