whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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