- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Canada's army

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

noodles

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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