What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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