A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Yes!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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