Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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