You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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what is orange? an orange

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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