- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.