What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Get in the car.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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redtube

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I love you very much.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Poker face

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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24

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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