Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

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