Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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WNBA

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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black guy graduating high school

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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