Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Leave her alone...

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why? Because!

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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