What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Lacrosse

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Yo mama so fat.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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