why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Justin with a hat.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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