Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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