A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Dick spice

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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NEVER

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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