a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Matty B

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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