What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Woman.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Where is my tractor?

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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No.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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