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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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