Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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