What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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shut up elliot

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Your social life.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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