- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

How are you? Yes

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

in the begining... god made some stuff

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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