Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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I have a horse.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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