- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

The WNBA

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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