Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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