- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A black man walks into a book store.

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

No soup for you!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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