Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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