- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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