I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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