What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Dumb

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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