what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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black people. that is all...

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Nothing yet CC

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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