What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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