- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Robin, get in the car!

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Womens rights

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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