Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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