Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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