I drive a 'rarri

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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