what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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