A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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I'm banging your sister.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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