Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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