Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Winking at old people

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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