Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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