- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

im not black, im Joseph Kony

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why? Why not?

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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