how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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