Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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the your face joke

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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