knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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So. The gays. ...

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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