i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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360 NO SCOPE

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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hot diggity dog

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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A person from Singapore eats

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