There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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