Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Slavery

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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bite me

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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