A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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