What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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