Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Kim Kardashian.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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