Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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ugh good riddance

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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