want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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No soap radio

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Barack Obama

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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