Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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