Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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