A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Anti Joke

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