Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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