Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Penis

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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