whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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