- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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