What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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i lost the game

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Civil Rights.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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123 f*ck off

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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