So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Patrick is gay

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Anti Joke

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