A Jew returns change.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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...Jack Vale

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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