Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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hit the thumbs down button

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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