What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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