Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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BenWuzHear

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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