what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Do the roar!

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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NASCAR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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My friend harris is fat.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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This sentence is a lie.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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