A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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