What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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