I need to start studying.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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