What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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