Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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