Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Is this a chair?

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's 9 +10 19

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Do the roar!

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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