whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Your mom is fat

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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