What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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