Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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69, hahaha

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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c+t+c?

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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