What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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WEED!

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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