Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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