Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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