Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Garry Glitters on here

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Whats an Anti Joke

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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