Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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I asked her where you were.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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