Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Women's rights.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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you will die someday

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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