What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Anti Joke

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