- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Your mam is so fat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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