A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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poopy is poopy

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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