- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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