What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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american idol

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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