what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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