Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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