Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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knock knock!? . . No.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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