PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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my names jim haha

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Skrillex.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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