Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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black people

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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