How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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fruit salad?

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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