Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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