- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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