What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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