knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Testicles.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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