What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Caca.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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balls in ya mouf

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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