whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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