There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

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