why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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alert('The Game')

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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There's a god, just kidding.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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