Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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