Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What is cowboy say

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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