What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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I saw a shovel once.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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