A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Anti Joke

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