Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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France had one revolution

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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