What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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women's rights

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Pen15

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Yes.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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