Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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