why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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