what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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