Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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PIED NINNY!

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What is cold? Winter

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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