What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Faithful men.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Donkey lips

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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