- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

bryden is a faggot

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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