What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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ps3

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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cheese

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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