What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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