A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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math test 2=2

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Today is March 22.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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