How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Women's Rights...

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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