*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Poop

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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