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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

An iguana walks out of a bar

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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