Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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poop.........

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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