Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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People with cancer.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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