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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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your life

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Paper shield.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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miley cyrus

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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