A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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