What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -8

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Bob Saget

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did Death say to Life? Go die.

thumb_up thumb_down -143

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -10

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +23

24

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Tim and Eric

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops