- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Men, get on the boat.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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