Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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God. God.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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