Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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balls

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