Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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