Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

what did the shark do when he died.....

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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