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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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what's up? my penis.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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