Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A black guy with his family.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Weaner

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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