- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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