What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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