What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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World peace

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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