Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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