What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Womens Rights.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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