Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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cheese

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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the your face joke

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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