I'm tired.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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