Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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what happens every day? People die

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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