Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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im @ work, LOL.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Anti Joke

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