How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

thumb_up thumb_down

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

thumb_up thumb_down +2

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops