What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Anti Joke

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