What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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