how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What's half of 8? o

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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9/11

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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