a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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why do you care?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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David Cameron

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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