In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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