What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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acualy is dolan

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Wolfjob.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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