-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Woman's Rights

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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karn chevalier

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Albino African Americans

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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dislike this...please.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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