Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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