What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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penis haha

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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