what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Nice belt.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man did not like this site

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

I used to know what alzheimers was

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel