Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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