What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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anti jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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