What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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