Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What flys? A fly

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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