Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Me

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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