A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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