What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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I never asked for this.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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