Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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wat?

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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