Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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