Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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