Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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