A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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