Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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My life

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Rob Bell

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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I love boobs

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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