What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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