What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Penis

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

God is real

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

How about that airline food?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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