A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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