Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Christians pornstars.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Blarg

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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