Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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