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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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