Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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