What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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hey hey apple

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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