Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Cancer

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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