Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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i love antijokes

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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