- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Ouch.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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