A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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I <3 Hitler

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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