A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What what In the butt

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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