Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Adele walks into the stables

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Please? No.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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