- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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