- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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