Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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