- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

everybody loves raymond

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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