I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Hi Shelby!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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