Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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