How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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my mind's eye?

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Smelly Indians.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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thomas!!!!

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Terraria

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Chinese drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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