Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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YOLO

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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homework

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Thanks

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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No it isn't.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

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