Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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This one sucks!

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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