What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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A man made a sandwich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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The holocaust

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Anti Joke

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