- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

world peace

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

men's rights.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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