What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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