why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Anti Joke

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