- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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