What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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