what do u call a black person by his name

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Girls Basketball.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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