what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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