Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Anti Joke

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