Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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donald................duck for president

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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