A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Penis

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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