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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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