why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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You

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Jordan is pregant

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's big and white?

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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