finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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