What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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