What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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