- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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