What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A Pakistani news reader.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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hello

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Anti Joke

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