The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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woman's rights

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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