Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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scientology.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

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