What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Five guys one rape.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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How old are you? 7

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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