I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Nickelback

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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