There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Anti Joke

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