Pinus Testicles

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Religion

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

An Irishman stays home

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

Poop.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Womens Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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