Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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