Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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