Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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