good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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