have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Gay rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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who just made fun of katie matt

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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