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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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