Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Women's Rights

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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women's rights

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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