Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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lewis=cardiac

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Anti Joke

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