What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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