How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Terraria

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Anti Joke

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