How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Avery has crabs.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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