WNBA

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A ginger rapping.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Your mother is average.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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God is real

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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