Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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