- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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