Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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WHAT????

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i was molested.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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