Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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