What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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split your ass cheek

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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