How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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