- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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