your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Roses are red.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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