Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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The game.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Women's rights

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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