Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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PENIS

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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666

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Women's rights

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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