If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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stop it ryan vallee

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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