- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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