what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Knock knock! Yes?

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Why Because

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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You having friends.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Anti Joke

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