The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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lets bomb africa

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Anti Joke

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