Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A man walks into a vagina

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

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