The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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The BCS

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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