if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What's the difference between a duck?

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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