Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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