- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

outside your comfort zone

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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