Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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I like turtoes.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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this website is a bad joke

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Punch line.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Anti Joke

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