What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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