What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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hi joshua

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Woman's rights.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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