Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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