ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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