If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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My butt!!!!

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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