Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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flavin's head

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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