- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Women's rights.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Women's Rights.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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