Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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guess what?

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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I pooped my pants

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Where's my shotgun

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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