-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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