Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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I am a mime

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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