What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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civil rights

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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