Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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