- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

this is not a joke. jks

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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