I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Pickles are moist.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Anti Joke

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