John Cena

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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