What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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I like to eat.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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