¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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