Dyslexics have more nuf!

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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