Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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black people. that is all...

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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