Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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