What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Jewish People

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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