- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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