- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

i was molested.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

I've got a dig bick

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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