Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Penis penis poop butt

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A seal walks into a club.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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