Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Anti Joke

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