"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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PSN IS UP

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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