Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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balls

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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whats long and green? weed

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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I was once a hamster.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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