What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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your mom died.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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