A Jew returns change.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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