Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Barack Obama.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why? Why not?

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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