You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Man U

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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more like nig!

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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