Nuneaton..

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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