A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Justin Bieber

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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