Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Sarah Palin

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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