What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A man walks into a bar

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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