How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Membean

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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