- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Is this where I type the joke?

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

troll----> hahaha---->

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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