I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Life

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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