What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Ross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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The Barackness Monster

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Anti Joke

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