Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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