A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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were at work systems r down

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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