What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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