Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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