women's rights, lol

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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