What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Click here to end the world.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Double-whammy

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noodles

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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kill yourself

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Skrillex.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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