why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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