Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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its all aodhan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A black succeeds

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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