What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Anti Joke

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