A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Anti Joke

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