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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Your existance.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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