Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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