Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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