What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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