Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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womens rights to vote

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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