a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Your mom

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Yellow People !!

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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