- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

liam buchan is gay !

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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