You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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