Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Yo mamas so fat

Chuck Norris died.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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