A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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nickel back

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Knock knock Come in

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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woman..parallel parking

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Anti Joke

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