A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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whats one plus one penis

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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