"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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