Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Womens rights.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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WEED!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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