LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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who farted i did :]

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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