- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I like turtoes.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

this website is a bad joke

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Punch line.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Breast cancer.

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