What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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kcuf read it backwards

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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