What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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