Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Anti Joke

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