What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Donkey lips

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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