Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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The american education system.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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