- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Small breasts.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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