- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Your adopted.....

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Malachai.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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