A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Dinosaur!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Small Penis.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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