Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Major League Soccer

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Knock knock What

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Canadians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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