What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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GAY PEOPLE

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Womens rights

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Canada's army

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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