They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

thumb_up thumb_down

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

thumb_up thumb_down +9

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

thumb_up thumb_down

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops