Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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2 Penises

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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