- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

This sentence is a lie.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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