3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Anti Joke

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