How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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school homewrok

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Go away still nothing to see

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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