- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Apple juice.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

the comment about daniel was fron brock

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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