- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

AIDS

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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