- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

A seal walks into a club...

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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