whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man died.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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