what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

drugs.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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