Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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A train poops its pants.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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