Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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who farted i did :]

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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The Bible

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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45.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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