How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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