Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Where else? The junk yard

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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