if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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