A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Obama.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Chuck Norris

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

knock knock. no one's home..

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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