Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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my namew is jd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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