A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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