whats brown and sticky a stick

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want to go home? yea

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Anti Joke

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