A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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