why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

what did the shark do when he died.....

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

69

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

You will not press the like button.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Lil Wayne

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Ready for something funny? nothing

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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