A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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pickle sniffer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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your so fat. your fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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