What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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knock knock whos there not me

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A mans opinion.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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