Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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im black

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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