Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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your no better than a cockroach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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