What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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