why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Lacrosse

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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