A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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