A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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