- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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