Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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