What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Get in the van

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

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