if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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women's rights

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a black father

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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