Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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dead babies

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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