Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Anti Joke

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