Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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