Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Anti Joke

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