What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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