Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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whats long and green? weed

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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