- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

beiber i straight

whats gay ? you

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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