How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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see ya

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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