What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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knock knock Come in.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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