"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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