What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Caitlyn.

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Homo say what?

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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i'm hard

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Halo < COD

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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