What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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knock knock go away ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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