What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A young baby died.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why? Because.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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