- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Womens rights

What is brown and sticky?

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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