Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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