Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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