- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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