How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Women's rights.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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