Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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