What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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