Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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hi mom

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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