What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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