- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's an Anti Joke?

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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