What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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The 13th Amendment...

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I can count to potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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