Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Shit.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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why am I writing this...im bored

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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