Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Jersey Shore.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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