What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Adam Sandler.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Sonic

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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