This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Shit.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Black people

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