Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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My butt!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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