http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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9/11.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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