Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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a. why? b. because

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Hail Hitler

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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