Avery has crabs.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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