If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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