Is this a chair?

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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