While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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more like nig!

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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