What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Billy Cundiff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Your social life.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Anti Joke

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