When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Women's rights

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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penis

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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