Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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your mom

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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