A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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dead dibbs

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Anti Joke

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