Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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68 :)

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Anti Joke

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