Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Facebook...

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9/11

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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u jelly?

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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