why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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