Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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whats better than shoes feet

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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