PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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who farted i did :]

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Anti Joke

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