What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Sex education in Texas,

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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