Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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david weres the slug gone

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Obama lin Baden.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Haha

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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If you are my friend like it!

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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