Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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