A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Goat balls.

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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666 im christian

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Test

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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pineapples

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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