Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris died.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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your life

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Anti Joke

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