What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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