whats worse than school? Summer school

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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this girl died

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chuck norris

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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