ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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