What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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