Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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