how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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a black father

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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