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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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