who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Poop swing

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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