What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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