Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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