Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Your time.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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