"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Poop.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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