did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Women's rights

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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cheese

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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