Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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