a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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