What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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