What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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