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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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