Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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minecraft

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Cows go moo.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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