Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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