Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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420

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Shit.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Black people

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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My mom's dead

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Anti Joke

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