Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Nah

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Horse tits

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That's what he said.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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