Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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