Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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1+1 =? Too

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Women's rights

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anti Joke

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