Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Get in the car.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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redtube

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I love you very much.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Poker face

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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