What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Katy Perry

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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