Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

This is not a joke or is it

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

U mad?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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