- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

How old is victor? Old

A man was shot. He died.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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