Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Womens rights

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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