Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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