What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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