What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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High school gym class.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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guess what? bannanas

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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