- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Lil Wayne

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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