Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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You're*

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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