What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

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