You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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