What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Anti Joke

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