what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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a man checks his mypsace

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Anti Joke

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