wanna hear a joke: women's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Do you know that car over there? No.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's the new green? Green

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Anti Joke

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