Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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