Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Black people being friendly.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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