What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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