- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

a retard lost...

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

women rights

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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