- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

What's 9+10=? 19

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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