the sky is green no it is not

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Men's rights.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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