what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Punch line.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Breast cancer.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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