i had sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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non poop

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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