Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How do magnets work?

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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