Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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