I Have a Black Friend

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Horse.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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