- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

The chickens have become self-aware!

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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