If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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