- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

black chicken. kfc

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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