Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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