A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What you reading? reading?

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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