Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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The WNBA.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Anti Joke

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