Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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