Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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whats forever alone me

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Brett Farve

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Oliver's friends

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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