How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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