Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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