what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Whats9+10 19

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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