why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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I'm a like whore

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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I pooped.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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meatspin.fr

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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World Peace

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Womens rights.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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