- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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