What color is a banana? yellow.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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