What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Women's rights.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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I walk into a bar...

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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how may i help you

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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