Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Anti Joke

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