What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Your time.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I am a women

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

whats black and strange a paki

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

This one sucks!

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Microwave

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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