Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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