- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

can't wait until the baby boomers die

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Women Drivers.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

BIG MAC'S

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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