There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Roey Jegen

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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