What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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