What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Anti Joke

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