roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Wolfjob.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Anti Joke

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