Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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