How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Cancer

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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