A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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I came.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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