"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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anal seepage

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Anti Joke

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