yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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