- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Christians pornstars.

If life throws you melons... ouch

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Whats funnier than 24, 69

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Blarg

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