- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Black people. They are so kind.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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