Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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womens rights

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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