Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Wanna hear a joke? no

High school gym class.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

guess what? bannanas

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