Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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