Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Where's my tractor?

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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