Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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