Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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hello

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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homosexuals are gay

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