Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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mark is life

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Today is March 22.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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