Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Anti Joke

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