A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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adam hodgson !

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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watch me nae nae

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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