How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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your face

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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