roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Miscarriages.

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Asians...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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