Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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