- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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