If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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