Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Trashcan!

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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