Penis

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Women's Rights

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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