Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Will you marry me?

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Military intelligence.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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a man walks into horse bar

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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