What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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ginger

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What would u like to drink?

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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