Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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