How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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