- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Womens rights.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

I can't think of a joke.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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