What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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