Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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soccor

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Misner is a twat.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Anti Joke

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