Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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i lost the game

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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test

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Jesus

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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alcoholism kills

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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