- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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