Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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João Duarte reads this.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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