whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Pickles

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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womens rights

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Anti Joke

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