That's Racist

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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