Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Justin Bieber.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Burp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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