What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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