What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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