Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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dead dibbs

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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