Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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