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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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