Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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