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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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