why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Anti Joke

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