YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Pianca going ham

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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