How many light bulbs? 1

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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