Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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