Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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