Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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