- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I have no joke. u mad?

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

I have a horse.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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