your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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