Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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lol

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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