why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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