Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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