Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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So a seal walks into a club...

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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