An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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