knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Jersey Shore.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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