Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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