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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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