- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Your Mother

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Cripples are lame.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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