Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Nickelback

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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