Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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