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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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That's what SHE said!

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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GONNA

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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