Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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You just read this ..

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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