This is a joke setup.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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which one is easiest

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W.N.B.A.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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vitamin c

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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