Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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