What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Gustavo Andrade

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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