what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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