How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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