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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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