A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Potato

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matty russel are you on here

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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