what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Kys

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why Because

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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