Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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