your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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su algato es en fuego

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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