So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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