What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Politics.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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I literally died laughing

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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KILL WHITEY

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Chrissy is funny.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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