What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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