Ham sandwich

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Hello penis

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Donald Trump

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Romans rights.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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