Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Teen pregnancy

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Death by kayak

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Anti Joke

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