whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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