What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Heartlight

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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