So these two girls have a cup .

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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