What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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