Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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