alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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hi

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Oliver's friends

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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