Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Im cute hehehee

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I'm Spartacus

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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No it doesnt..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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