Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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bees knees

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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BOOBALANBOO

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Anti Joke

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