- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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