A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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knock knock!? . . No.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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