- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

This is not a joke.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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