Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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