- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Penis

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

your fat

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Gingers.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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