who smells? •Liam

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Are you Drew?

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Giving birth to the antichrist

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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