Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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I am black.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Anti Joke

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