- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Six million.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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