Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What's up? A direction...

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Your momma's so fat...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Anti Joke

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