What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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why girl die cancer

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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69.... is a number

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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