Knock Knock.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Boobs are nasty!

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feces

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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