What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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you are a åsshole :)

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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