Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Republicans

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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colby doesnt shave

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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