Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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