donald................duck for president

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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