If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Anti Joke

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