What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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