- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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