Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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