Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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