I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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