What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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knock knock Come in.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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