Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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One time i was sitting down

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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