Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Anti Joke

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