What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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