Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Take off your shoes.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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