I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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