What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Herman Cain

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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