What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Smart Blondes

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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