Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Real jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How are you? Yes

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops