Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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I would rape her

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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My friend harris is fat.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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