What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.