Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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