So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Badgers are cool

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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denisssssssssssssss

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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