A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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