DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Worms don't like apples.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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