I'm homeless.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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gay people

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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bangers and mash?

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Hail Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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