In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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