How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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i dont fisish anythi

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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penus

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Itookasipasoda

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Your mom

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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