two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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9/11

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women sports....

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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DERP

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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