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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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