Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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