Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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