knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Women's rights

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