Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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