How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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haha

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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