What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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a man is running away

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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