Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What sucks?

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Antijokes...

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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