What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

Knock Knock It's Open!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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