A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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NEVER

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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