The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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