roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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i like tits

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Butt Sex.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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