- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Womens rights

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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