What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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