Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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