Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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