Dwight Howard

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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PENIS

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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How do you spell eight? 8

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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