Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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