What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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