What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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You

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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potato farming

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You smell like shit

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did you say? I don't know.

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