What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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