A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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the guy below me is gay

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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