What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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