why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Anti Joke

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