Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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The WNBA

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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