Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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