What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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