A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Women's Rights

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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