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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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