What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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a man was shot.... he died

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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