Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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WNBA

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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