How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Kittens.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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