What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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