- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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