- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Carrot fingers

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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