An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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my gramma died

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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David Silberberg is gay

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Anti Joke

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