Enchilada

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Justin Bieber

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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sdfrgtyuki

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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