2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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