Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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poopoo

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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whats 2+2? math.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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