Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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