non poop

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Proof reading

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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the real mccoy

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Fat people.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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you

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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