What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Your mom.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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american idol

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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