How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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