A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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