Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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The New York Giants

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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