Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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I regret everything.....

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Knock knock, come in.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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GADZOOKS!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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