Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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