Guess What??? Ur Murr

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Penis penis poop butt

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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