Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Membean

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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top kek

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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