Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Hey

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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