A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Romans rights.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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