what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

thumb_up thumb_down -16

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +2

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops