A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Anti Joke

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