How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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YES! EXACTLY!

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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This is a joke.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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