Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Comedy.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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whats a dick a dick

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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