If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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