How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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That's what SHE said!

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A black person dies.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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