Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

womens rights!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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