Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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If you are my friend like it!

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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