what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A jew go out of a bar

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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