What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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France had one revolution

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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