A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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The Game.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Meow.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Anti Joke

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