How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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The WNBA

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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