- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

a woman votes!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

A women president

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Diarrhea

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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