Penis

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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