Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Women's rights.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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