What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Darude- Sandstorm

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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