Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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