- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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