today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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