So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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How would you rule?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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