A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Exactly what?

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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