Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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what's up? my penis.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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