What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Female Orgasms

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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