Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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