What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Anti Joke

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