Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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whats white and sticky glue

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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