what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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