A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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sweaty black guy

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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