Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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