Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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