- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

That's unfortunate.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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