- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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brett is a dick

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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