dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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