What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A man did not like this site

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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