Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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denisssssssssssssss

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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