There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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