Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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your face is kinda funny

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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