Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Justin's life

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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