A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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