A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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steves legs

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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