what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Jersey Shore.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Nickelback.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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