tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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anus

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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