why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Alt F4

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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