An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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