What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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