A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Dozer has a soul

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Your mom is fat

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