What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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drugs.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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AVB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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