bryden is a faggot

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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a man is running away

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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