How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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I agree

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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minorities.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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