ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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