Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Video Games

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Women's rights

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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