Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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