Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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