A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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im watching you..

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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666

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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