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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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