Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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one of the idiot

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Anti Joke

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