A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Wright flyer

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Lacrosse

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A storm be brewin!

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George W. Bush

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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