Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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im watching you..

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Justin beiber..

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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