Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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George Bush.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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