Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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aodhan hearty

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kennah campion when she talks

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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