Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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josh simpson has cancer

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Covietz has a large penis

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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