why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Your face

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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TWIX PAUSE!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Womens rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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