What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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whats 2+2? 4

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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poo is yummy

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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