A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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