Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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