What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Good afternoon.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Hey, Max!!

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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