Apple hates Blackberry.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What is cowboy say

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Whats white? A fridge

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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