After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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