general tso's broccoli

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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