- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

women's lacrosse.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What do I hate? people

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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