person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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