your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I like your hair

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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