Womans profesional lacrosse

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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A black man in a country bar.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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