Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Woman's rights

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Wolf Pussy

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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