What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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