Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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JUST KIDDING^

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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