What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What did Washington say to California? WC

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's the difference between a duck?

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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