A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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The Pope

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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