Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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