What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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