What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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rent a cops

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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