- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

One time i was sitting down

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

are you gay does your mom know

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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