What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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stuarts mum

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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