I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Deadly cancer.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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