Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Kony 2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Anti Joke

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