Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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