Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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toast points

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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penis that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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