A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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