- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Beka has AIDS

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

alex is cool

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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