Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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pudding

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Dylan is gay

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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