Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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