- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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