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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What's the difference between a duck

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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