- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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