That's what SHE said!

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A black person dies.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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copy me and i will kill you

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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