Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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