What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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