What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -32

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

thumb_up thumb_down +32

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

thumb_up thumb_down +27

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops