- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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