What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Nobody cares.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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womens rights

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Anti Joke

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