What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats dumb and small? dandruff

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

thumb_up thumb_down -33

you suck

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops