Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Justin Bieber

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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noodles

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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