What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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