What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Obama being reelected.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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