What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Hahaha

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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