doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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I have a gay camel

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Yes!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

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