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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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