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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Ben is gay

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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