A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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lewis bedford

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Punch line.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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