Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

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