Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A black guy with his family.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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