Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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The song Friday Rules!

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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