im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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this is stupid .... yep

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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