How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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