A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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The WNBA.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Well, this is fun.

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