Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Anagram.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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George W. Bush

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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