Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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obama leadership

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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