What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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