What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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guess what? bannanas

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Women's rights

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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DEATH.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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