Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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