Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Oh...okay, good.

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bologna

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Get off my porch.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What's half of 8? o

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9/11

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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I've got a boner

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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My mom just died....

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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