Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Women's rights

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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