He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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