Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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