- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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