Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Anti Joke

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