What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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your social life.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Penis!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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