Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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