What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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