What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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