so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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hi hi strager danger

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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