Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Anti Joke

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