Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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