- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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