Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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sexual intercourse.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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