I wrote a funny joke.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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WEED!

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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