Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Your mom

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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I hate long jokes -_-

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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