A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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penis haha

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Your big dick.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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