There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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CRY

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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