Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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