How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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