What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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