What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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