What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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