What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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I like turtoes.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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