What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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