What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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