Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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