Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Penis

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A black person in the NHL

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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