Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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