Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Haha

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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If you are my friend like it!

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Anti Joke

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