Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Benevolent villain.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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