Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Your Mom.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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