Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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