A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Wolfjob.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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