- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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