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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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