knock knock come in!

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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