Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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are u black unlucky

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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