a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Women's rights.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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you will die someday

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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maddie latino

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What would Muhammed do?

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Wanker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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vitamin c

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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