A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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spell backwards: taco cat

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Gadaffi

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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