There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Obamacare!

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obama leadership

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Gay rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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