- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie has Autism

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

wanna hear a joke? no

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

more chocolate?

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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