What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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i like turtals and kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Which one is hardest?

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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vaginas

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Anti Joke

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