- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

angelo snyder is not ga

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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