"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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:O + :P = 69

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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