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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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You're welcome!

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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NAACP

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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