Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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A man buys a prius

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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A man made a sandwich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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