what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Men's rights

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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