Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Horse tits

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That's what he said.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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