How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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give me a thumbs up

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Who is it?

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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