Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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