how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Obama 2012

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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