Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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YOLO

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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baskets

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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