What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Obama 2012

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