How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Anti Joke

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