Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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T u r n i p s

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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