Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

I just drank a cola.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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