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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Dislike this.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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