What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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