Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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womens rights

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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