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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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