What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Hi colton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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fart+fart=poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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