- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

Kathy Griffin.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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