What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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scientology.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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