What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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