A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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crap!!

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