Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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This sentence is false.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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