What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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My life :(

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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