Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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the midget went to the midget store

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Bitch

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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