why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Your text.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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