Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Pickle

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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