- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to eat.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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