- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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