What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Poop

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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