A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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someone called a frog a frog

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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