What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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I have aids

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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