What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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the guy below me is gay

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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