whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A Serbian Film

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

womens rights

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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