Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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your social life.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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