A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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