Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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