What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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School

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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