Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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womens rights.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What's a small person? A midget

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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