What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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