Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Help I'm being raped!

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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