A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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