Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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