- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Ancient Greeks rights

Women"s Rights

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

bob saget

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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