A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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