What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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George W. Bush

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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