What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Obama.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Chuck Norris

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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