Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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