Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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the guy below me is gay

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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your life

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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fruit salad?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Poop

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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