Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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