What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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feminism

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Women's rights

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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