What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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