- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

your face

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A man. That is all.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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