Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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