Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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