- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What's 1+1? 4.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

to get to the other side.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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