what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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No soap radio

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Barack Obama

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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