how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Well this is pointless.....

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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