Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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