What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

thumb_up thumb_down +8

homosexuals are gay

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

thumb_up thumb_down +4

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Gangnam style

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Rylan Clark

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

thumb_up thumb_down

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Japan

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops