Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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A gay man watches football.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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LET

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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my penis

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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