Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Ha

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Anti Joke

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