What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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It's all Taggart

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

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