What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Terry has ebola

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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belly button

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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My parents died!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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