A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Tell you something funny.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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