Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Anti Joke

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