How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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