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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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