Golf.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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see ya

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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