- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

I have aids

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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