- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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