How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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No.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Racial Equality

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

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