A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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