Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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women's rights

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Women's Rights.

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The Aristocrats

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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