Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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motley crew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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a man said hi.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Gay Rights

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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