How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Corn Muffins

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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