What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What does a man like. food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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