Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Chuck Norris.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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