Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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