Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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