How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Internet Explorer

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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