A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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