- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

non poop

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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