Indeed.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are red violets should be purple

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

thumb_up thumb_down +1

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

thumb_up thumb_down +30

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

thumb_up thumb_down +18

diarrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

thumb_up thumb_down +17

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops