A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

thumb_up thumb_down -37

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

thumb_up thumb_down -47

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops