What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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