How will the world end? That information is unknown

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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