No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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